I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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