Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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