But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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