dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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