where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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