I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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