He kissed a someone with a penis
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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