Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you would pick up someone in the library
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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