Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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