Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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