It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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