my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
i think im in europe. pls send help
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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