Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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