is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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