Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
