He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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