I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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