So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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