i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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