a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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