I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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