so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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