So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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