just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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