just come out here and I will go home with you...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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