Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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