Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
