It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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