I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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