It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
