Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i was born a porn star she said
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
did i walk over a car last night?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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