11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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