Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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