I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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