: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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