Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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