my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Say something about gay babies.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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