Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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