1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Randomize
