I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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