do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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