you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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