Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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