i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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