Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
