seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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