what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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