apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
is that a dick in a sweater?
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