You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he puts the penis in happiness.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
What a dumb baby whore.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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