I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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