i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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